remember when i used to go to class and actually made an effort to pay attention and ////learn////???????? yeah me neither

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via choriarty)

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(via milkovitches)

rulu:

on the news they were talking about a 9-foot alligator in coral springs and my mom was like “a what alligator?” so I said, “a NINE-FOOT alligator” and she said

"that’s weird don’t they normally have 4 feet"

(via milkovitches)

sliferexecutiveproducer:

furiclaus:

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you know when u hate someone so much u start imagining their face in the sky?

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because they beat u at a card game?

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seto kaiba knows

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"Remember who you are, Kaiba…"

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"…"

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"A loser."

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(Source: cospinol, via oldmangangbang)

suikerpil:

as far as im concerned you couldve just kept the armor like this

(via heartfulpenguin)

Tags: bh6

  • author: he had dark hair, dark eyes, and spoke fluent afrikaans
  • fandom: *draws white guy*
  • author: he had delicate skin as dark as the night
  • fandom: *draws white guy*
  • author: her dreadlocks where thick and her skin was dark
  • fandom: *draws white girl*
  • author: they had black skin as smooth as-
  • fandom: *draws white guy*
  • author: they're black, they are literally black, they are not white, seriously. they are black.
  • fandom: ....
  • fandom: *draws white guy*

meladoodle:

cant i just have one post about specifically women and not have some dude rub his dick on it and say ‘dont forget about men though!’

(via klefable)

moondoughnut:

who even gets up at 6am by choice??? what does the world even have to offer at 6am???? the answer is nothing

(Source: moonsmoothie, via milkovitches)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(via completeli)